[Greg]: Last night, to my horror, I discovered that our kitchen has been invaded by hundreds and hundreds (yes, really!) of tiny spiders. At the moment we're managing to keep them in the kitchen but it's only a matter of time until they break down our defences and infiltrate the bedroom/living room.
Kathy and I were hoping that David Cameron would impose a no-fly zone and bomb the invaders but apparently he's a bit busy in North Africa at the moment so it looks like we're going to have to take care of this ourselves. We're well-armed with mosquito repellent but how effective it'll be against spiders remains to be seen. We're planning to launch a surprise assault on the 8-legged enemy at sundown. An update on the success of the operation will follow...if we survive.
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| Katherine preparing for battle |
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The enemy
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I just saw your motivational comment. I have started to haiku again!
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